Friday, August 22, 2008
kjh@$#ujj*13FFD# TWIIIIXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Parasite Eve: 3rd BirthdOH WHO THE FUCK CARES. I would have settled for another fucking survival horror knockoff like the shitty sequel, but no! They opted to copy from the brilliant Dirge of Cerberus. Square Enix has announced that the new game will be a pure 3rd person shooter. And we all know these work great ON THE FUCKING PSP!
2. Lords of Shadow is the new action adventure game from Konami for real consoles. He has a FUCKING WHIP! This better be a fucking code name for a new 3d Castlevania. FUCK! I'm all for new IP, but Castlevania has been needing the quality move to 3d for years. And they instead focus on this shit? FOR FUCK SAKE JUST CALL IT CASTLEVANIA AND MAKE THE DUDE FIGHT DRACULA. Here is the trailer:
3. Suikoden Tierkreis, the next Suikoden game, will be on the DS. Yep. Yep. *cries* At least it's not a port right? Right? *wheeps*
4. Bandai(I refuse to acknowledge Namco exists anymore) thought it would be good idea to sell level ups in the upcoming Tales of Vesperia. Who needs to waste time grinding when 100 points($1.25) gets you a whole level. OH FUCK YOU, SHITHEADS.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT
THE
FUCK
JAPAN?
Brad
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... what? Parasite Eve 3 to be a 3rd person shooter... ಠ_ಠ
The fuck? Selling levels?
What's the point of playing the game if you can buy your way through it? They do that shit for MMOs, not single player RPGs.
What is the world coming to?
lmfao a fucking dollar for a level?
omfg. That is like buying major level up on Golden sun or something.
I believe only real gamers will play a game and gain a level out of hard word.
Retards will only pay for level ups.
ugh, my stomach is upset from this news, no lie. -__-
I'll still give parasite eve 3 a shot. I didn't think Crisis Core's style was going to work for FFVII but I think it turned out alright.
FUCK - - felt like I needed to say it since everyone else did
RAGE
AssBitchMotherFUCK!
Jesus Christ!!!?
Brad's rage level is over 9000 =o
PE3 as a pure 3rd person shooter? *shakes head*
and buying levels!? when i thought buying virtual items was ridiculous now we have this shit? *selfpenciltrick*
im more dumbfounded than in rage
haha love that scene from Seinfeld. Damn greedy Namco.
TWIIIIIIIIIIX!! I love that episode.
"Finders fee?! It was on the lot!"
-"Yeah, that's right..."
As for your horrifying news, Brad, I am somewhat speechless. Selling level ups? WTF!
Question: Brad, I thought you never wanted a 3D Castlevania, so why are you hoping LoS to be the codename for one?
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