Saturday, September 20, 2008

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Creepy Youtubers...

Earlier today I was walking down the street and I quite randomly... shit my pants. This has never happened to me before, and I swear to you that it is worse than you could ever imagine. I shuffled home in my tepid and odorous confusion and cleaned myself up. I felt embarrassed and ashamed, and I think I may have developed a small rash.

Struggling to scrape of up any pieces of dignity I had left, I browsed the net for answers. Nothing. Then I visited the amazing forums of 4player Podcast.com and found the answer I was looking for. The explanation for why I crapped my pants earlier today. The point of crapping was the point of an announcement -- a confirmation if you will.

Next month, while wandering the desolate wastelands of Fallout 3, I will quite possibly encounter a...

...mutated

...radioactive

...post apocalyptic














...bear.





I will find a mountain...

...and I will find a way.


Brad


PS Thanks to forum member "ktr" for bringing this to my attention.

21 comments:

Tchuwib said...

heck, I understand how you can shit your pants when you see a bear that ugly. The really fun thing to do would probably try to kill one near the bomb in Megaton city, make it explode and see how high he gonna fly :P

Rune said...

Uhh.. wat?

Heybert said...

OMFG. that bear is near its death, as soon as brad finds it.


also lol Yogi the bear

PanchoJoshi said...

GOD
YES

MajorPager said...

Oh no... bears are on the endangered species list now Brad!!! Don't harm the Radioactive-Post Apocalyptic-Bear!!

:p

tyler said...

do a bear(...?)ell roll :D

Anonymous said...

I foretell future rolling of bears amoungst us. :D

thecosmicfly said...

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

No post-apocalyptic bears shall be safe to roam the hills and mountains now. Soon they will meet their most ironic death to date; death by the teddy bear launcher. Oh God, I just creamed myself at the thought of it.

CCardenas said...

i just shit bricks

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Unknown said...

long live bearollz!

Corvus said...

*Sniff* Brings a tear to my eye.

Roll 'em my friend.

Roll 'em.

Fridge Inc. said...

Bears probably caused the world of fall out 3, damn them.

msi276 said...

I have the way if you can find a mountain. In the game their will be a nuclear catapult. Put the rest of the pieces together yourself.

Ikusa GT said...

Time for some new Bearell Rolling fun.

Lookout said...

Did you really crap you pants... or is that to get my attention?

Jessie said...

I don't get it...

O.O

Anonymous said...

Fun Fact: Bethesda put bears in Fallout 3 just for Brad

aznboy92 said...

wooooo! time for some wierd post-apocalypse bearrell rolls! gonna be hard to find mountains, but i bet tall buildings can work too =P

Epicmuch? said...

LMFAO look at all the noobs that dont get it.

evilplans said...

bear, you may survive a nuclear bomb but survive a bearell roll?i think not...

and epicmuch did you call jessie a noob?...fail