Six months long gone and today arise, for there is the occasion we come to. I am here to blow this world to bits and show you all the reckoning of abandon our mothers never gave us. April 25th is what we wait for. I will shower you in the blood of that woman you call your mother on this day. This day is the day we forget ourselves and nurture our primal desires. To destroy, To pillage, To rape and To murder.
We have all waited, but most of all, I have waited for you. The day that is coming is not one we will forget, for one can not forget when one is dead. One can not live past that of trepidations untold while I gouge your eyes out. Can you understand this truth I am believing to you? This is not of mortal eyes, nor feeble hands, This is Nobuanga showing you the way of destiny or death. Your case lies in death, while mine lies in destiny.
I will take the poor weak soul of a feeble man and control him, use him as a tool. Form him to my needs. I will devastate my opponent for the sake of giving the world something real. Virgins and holy sons be damned, I am the one who will show you falsities and broken promises. I am returning, I will be here, I am coming, and so will you. And we will triumph in this blow!
My scripture will be heard, the man i possess will show you the entirety of it on that fateful day. This bleeding corpse of a world will scar, I will pick the scab, We can all be the discolored skin. And then I pierce again! And Again! This is not a liable cause for justice.
If you have forgotten...
I am Nobunaga...
AND THIS IS MY QUEST!!!!!
THE WORLD IS FALLING MY FRIENDS, AND I WILL NOT CATCH YOU, I WILL LAUGH AND LAUGH AS YOU FALL INTO AN EMPTY PIT, MY SCRIPTURE WILL LIVE ON FOR THE FALLEN ANGELS TO SEE!!! WE WILL RISE TO THE OCCASION AND RAPE THOSE WHO DESTROYED YOU, BUT WE WILL NEVER BRING YOU BACK!!! THE LAUGHS AND THOUGHTS OF THE PAST ARE NEAR FORGOTTEN, FORGIVENESS AND CHEEKS BE DAMNED, MY DAMNATION IS HEAVENS MIRROR!!!!!
-Nobunaga
P.S. There will be virgins.
25 comments:
April 25th.... The day has come... for Judgement Day...
Hell will be unleashed!!!
If I follow, will you grant me 72 virgins?
"Posted by Nobunga"?
lol name change
Oh snap dawg.
XD holy shit man. With stuff like this it's a surprise that Nobunaga hasn't turned into a full blown internet meme yet (although seeing as how meme's get butchered and /b/ fied into shittiness, thats probably a good thing).
Also, 25th April is 4 days before my birthday. Early B-day gift ftw.
Let the coming and the virgins begin, in which ever order is appropiate.
.......WHAT?!
um...*gulp, oh my...
It's time....
to pay for our sins...
Fuck, its been 6 months already? lul
if you provide the virgins i will happily supply the booze
So, where will the pillaging and raping be taking place? I have to set April 25th on my calendar and make sure I have no other plans. Pillaging and raping is totally my thing.
Pardon me, my ovaries exploded.
- Sky
hot damn
The world will become a fireball OF SADNESS AND DESPAIR!!!!!!
the time to repent is now because coming April 25th,judgment day will commence!!
P.S.
how many virgins are we talking about here ?
"KILL MAIM BURN."
-Kharn the Betrayer
I jizzed in my pants.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
I eagerly await your return, my lord, Nobunaga.
That was exciting, Nobunaga rules all, all the time!
Oh snap......
Looks like it's almost time for hell and heaven to open up again.
Oh there will be virgins alright, the entire chat that is.
"P.S. There will be virgins."
No thanks, I'd prefer girls who know what they are doing so I don't have to teach them. :D (but if you grant me a couple MILF's I'll be happy to lend you my strength and my steel)
It has been 6 months already? Time flies by.
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