This isn't any Starbucks... This one is in Chicago. The high class, Coffee sipping, liberal, peace loving, wanna be, asshole I have always dreamed of being is finally coming true. The days of caring for the thoughts of people who have rational ideas are long gone. Now I can simple blow away any idea that contradicts my own with HURUMPH!!!!!
I will soo become a gourmet bartender of the finest lattes and... frappacino's? you have ever seen. No longer will the only differences in coffee be told by how much milk and sugar I put in it. It will now have like.... um.... you know... Other stuff such as... fig newtons?
Nevertheless, I am leaving you all, The 25th will not happen, I will never be able to play medieval, and I'm killing my dog.
See y'all later.
Or should I say .... "You all"
oooooo how correct I am.
It's almost as if I was so smart I wasn't an asshole.
But that is just ridonculous.
I mean... that is so ungroovy... or something superdy cool like that.
WILL SOMEONE ACCEPT ME!?
I need a beanie.
Love with some of the gay, because I live in Chicago,
Travis.
21 comments:
WHAT?! NOOO!ill miss you travis granger
wait is this an april fools joke?
April fools joke hopefully.
OMG You found Starbuck!!!
I'll see you in Chicago in July when I visit, right?
-Oreo
if this is an april fools joke its pretty dang beleiveable
I'm in denial.
Lies! D:
I am saddened.
It won't be the same without you Travis, but this seems to be the HOLY QUEST you have chosen... But before you leave, promise all your fans here at Justin.tv this:
Everytime you serve a customer, say this line: "Hello! My name is Nobunaga! Which coffee will you choose as your quest?!"
april fools lol,
and if it's not, bad choice of telling everyonee on april fools day, most people woundn't belive you
4pp will be together forever,
* untill brad is killed by a bear
on 15th january 2011 * :)
Travis secretly is Emi,
It explains everything now.
You're leaving? You better be fucking kidding me, Travis.
Goodnight sweet prince *sob*
or not. If this was april fools
Either this is a pretty predictable April Fools joke, or this is real and Travis just trolled a lot of people thinking it was. Or he'll carry on saying he's really moving, and then say April Fools once we fully believe him, earning more epic trolling points.
If you are leaving, even though I'm in the optimistic group who doubts this, then good luck with the new career, frappacino's and dog killing.
APRIL FOOLS, RIGHT? :D
*sits and waits for it*
Tidus cannot die, for he is Nobunaga's #1 holy warrior.
Chicago? Why not Narnia? You could work a woodbucks.
You're kidding right T-Bone?
Lawl
Very funny Travis, but I didn't buy it even for a moment. In fact, when I saw someone say they were moving to "Chicago", I automatically assumed (correctly) that the post was yours.
Travis WTF
If this is a April fools joke then WTF
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